My Sugar-Coated Ploy (song)

to the tune of  'If I Fell (in Love)'

If I set my eyes on you

And I turn on all my woo

I hope you'll play along

'Cause I was so wrong before

and there's nothing I hate more

than me looking wrong...

Be my sugar coated ploy

to get revenge

'Cause I'm not the kind of boy

to take it on the chin

when I get dumped by a girl;

No, I

need to take her down a peg 

in our world

Someday,
I may notice that it's you,
Not her,
who is sweeter, though too sweet
not to cloy

So if you like me enough

to fall in line

we can show her up and have

a happy time and hey,

it'll be a bit of fun.

Who knows,

this could be a longer run,

not a pain--

Someday,
I may notice that it's you,
Not her,
who is sweeter, though too sweet
not to cloy

And I know that you would like

it if I loved you

though I don't know how

we could be one not two, 

My sugar-coated ploy.

I'd have to shut up about 

Her.